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Press Release From the desk of Slash Morgath:

Greetings! I wish to announce my recent purchase of the Nomos News Stand. It will be operated as a division of SlashMart Inc. As such we will be selling all the essentials that any resident or visitor to our city may need. We will be selling such necessities as:

All Classes of Recreational Drugs
Beer
Burgers
Empathazone
Hospital Cuffs
Vaccine for the Nomos Virus
Antigen

Other items may also be available. I guarantee that we will beat any prices on the streets from a major dealer! If you need something try us first! We are committed to everyday low prices on all your needs.

Need something not on the list?? Ask us! It may be in stock or easily available.

Note: All prices subject to product availability. All offers void where prohibited by law.

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