Chief of Police Turnip Darkfury Murdered, Celes Jade Found Guilty

Turnip Darkfury’s naked and mutilated body was found in the center of Nomos on January 26. The word ‘mine’ was carved on her chest, two deep puncture marks were on her neck, there were deep bites on her stomach, dark bruises all over her skin, many of her bones were broken and her face was so destroyed that is was unrecognizable. There was also evidence of brutal rape from more than one aggressor. The coroner’s report suggested that blunt force trauma was the cause of death, and that the dead woman’s body was thrown from a roof after the murder.

Celes Jade was found guilty in court for the killing on February 3. Her finger prints and DNA were found on the body, which was enough evidence to convince the jury of her direct involvement. During her trial, a member of the jury dramatically disrupted proceedings to declare himself the murderer.

"It was I who murdered Darkfury!” he shouted. The man was then promptly arrested while everybody in the room watched in shock. Another member of the jury also interrupted the trial with emotional outbursts.

There are unconfirmed rumors that members of the jury might have been threatened or bribed to vote “not guilty” by persons unknown. If that is true then it was in vain- Celes Jade is going to be put away for a very long time, perhaps forever.

A juror arrested

Submitted by an Anonymous Source