Monday, May 17, 2010

Interview with the Champ


Name: serial # RPR-110

Age: created 124 days prior to interview

Q: so you’re programmed to fight?
A: it is similar to farming
Q: so you’re a farmer?
A: is the scythe not a give away?
Q: how is it similar to fighting?
A:Swing as needed until finished.
Q: Do you work for anyone here?
A: Mr zachary trent
Q: What’s brought you to nomos?
A: Mr zachary trent
Q:in a fight, to you proceed according to a single course of actions or do you determine the strategy before the fight actually starts?
A:I swing. I hit. They fall. They swing. They miss. I swing back.
Q:you have not found any opponents that required more than that?
A: negative
Q:how has this strategy been developed? Simple programming by your creator?
A:Programming is not simple
Q: your programming has been optimized so that the single strategy approach is sufficient?
A: That is a sufficient explanation.
Q: would you tell us who has created you?
A: Negative
Q:is that information classified for a reason?
A: Affirmative
Q: Can you tell us thet reason?
A: negative
Q: Finally, if you were stranded on a deserted island and could only take 3 items with you, what would they be?
A: Nothing. I would leave the island

There you have it. The only question left to ask is will he remain the chanpion?

Written by: Busty LaRoux with the assistance of Akritos Thespian

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